Now, I am not saying my mother is an over-protective control freak, but she definitely put a helmet on my daughter when she was playing with a toy stroller in the driveway.
No one likes shredded coconut. No one. I don’t care how adorable it looks when you nest jordan almonds in it on a cupcake. No on likes it.
There is a very thin line between an Easter Egg Hunt and a Cage Match. We crossed it. Twice.
Grilling hot dogs is way more fun than having a ham.
Until you touch the grill with your hand accidentally. Then a ham would be a much better idea.
A four year old can, in fact, go an entire day eating nothing but items that contain the words “cup” and “cake”.
My daughter is the cutest kid in the universe.