George Carlin narrated quite a few episodes of Thomas the Tank Engine. Whenever one of them is on in my house, I keep waiting for Carlin to drop an f-bomb.
Why is no one concerned that the Man in the Yellow Hat is a bachelor living with a chimp and dressing like a banana? I am seeing some red flags there.
Dora. Stop shouting at me.
Dinosaur Dan is schizophrenic and no one talks about it. I mean, the kid thinks he sees dinosaurs walking down the freaking street. That’s…weird.
If real movers looked like the Imagination Movers, I would be far more interested in moving. You can sing dippy songs all day, just let me watch you play the drums. Mmmhmm.
I fixate on voice actors. The actor who plays “May” on Sid the Science Kid is also “Gloria” in Francis and it bothers me more than it probably should. The fact that I can pick that out is sad enough.
Yo Gabba Gabba makes me think I am high.
I always wonder what happened to Steve from Blue’s Clues. Apparently he made albums with the Flaming Lips and starred in a weird sci-fi film. Perhaps staying with a CGI dog would have been a better career move…