Based on some of the things Rain Man has said today, I have determined he is going to be a highly successful (albeit incredibly nerdy) adult.
Maybe he will be a politician:
“Mama, you should let me have a muffin for dessert and an apple. They’re fruit and I need to grow.”
Perhaps he will warm my little bleeding liberal heart and be a humanitarian:
“I want to share my cars with you!”
He could definitely be a teacher:
“Foodie, this is how you build a train track. You gotta be careful or the trains will fall off…”
All I know for sure is that he’s smart and insightful:
“Mama, before I was born, I didn’t know you.”
Before you were born, I didn’t know me either, sweetie.