Sexy Mama

Funny Business

I was undressing and thinking to myself that, considering I have had three children, I am not looking too shabby. I was almost feeling sexy.

Then I glanced in the mirror and saw that there was a green, plastic army guy hanging out in my bra.  He was buried in there head first with his little green feet waving in the breeze. I had no idea how he got there or how long he had been there.

Sexy feelings gone.

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