Comedic Timing

Funny Business

Yesterday morning Cereal Killer came up to me and said, “I got a joke for you!”

“Let ‘er rip!”

“Have you ever had a green yogurt?” he started.


“They’re yucky!” he shouted, laughing hysterically.

“Where was the punchline there?” I asked.

“You tell me a joke,” he said, offended that I didn’t get his brand of humor. (Maybe he’s the next Andy Kaufman. Lots of people didn’t get him…)

“Knock knock!”

“Who dat?”

“It’s ‘Who’s there?’, but I’ll let it slide,” I said. “Interrupting cow.”

“Intra-buple cow-”


Killer stared at me for a few seconds. “That’s not funny, Mama.”



“Knock, knock,” he said a little while later.

“Who’s the-”

“MOO!!!” he shouted, and ran away laughing.

He’s definitely got my comedic timing.



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