Foodie loves princesses. She is turning in to a pink explosion, princess-loving girly-girl despite all my attempts to prevent it. (Call me weird, but I am suspicious of hyper-gendered toys and children’s items.)
Her current manifestation of princess love is her hysterical “Princess Dance”. It goes a little something like this:
Step 1: Strip down to underwear or diaper for heightened freedom of movement. This is the most important step of the Princess Dance.
Step 2: Squat and stick out your butt.
Step 3: Bounce up and down.
Step 4: Flap arms wildly.
She will do this any time of day if there is music or if someone suggests she perform her dance. She is always willing to show off for an audience. It’s probably one of the funniest things she does. I just can’t quite figure out what flapping and squatting has to do with princesses.
Note: If you see us in public, don’t mention the Princess Dance. Please. I have had enough awkward moments in Target to last a lifetime.