Cereal Killer was rather impressed that we had the bushes in the front yard trimmed. He kept peeking his head out the door to check on the bushes and make sure they were still trimmed and to see how fast they were growing.
“Hey MOM!” he shouted this morning. “Did you know they cut the bushes?!”
“Yep,” I said, contemplating a coffee IV.
“Who cutted the bushes?”
“I have no idea.”
He looked at me very seriously and said, “It was Captain America.”
Hedge trimming: one of the many services the modern super hero provides.