Potty Mouth


I got a message on my answering machine about Killer this week. It was his teacher telling me he’s been using bad language in class and she is having a hard time stopping him because he thinks it’s funny.

Well, I was horrified! Swearing in class?! At FOUR?!? I immediately made a chart for him and explained that if he came home with bad language marks on his chart, he would lose privileges. We talked about funny words to say instead of “potty words” and he agreed that “button” was an extremely funny word. He went to school the next day and came home with a star. Yay! It was working! He was praised for his behavior and I felt like a rock star.

But the next day he didn’t get a star. And the teacher wrote what he said on the chart.

He said, “Butt.”


Butt? Really? I got a frantic call for help from a teacher because a kid said “butt”? We made a behavior plan and chart for “butt”? Now, I know it’s not the most polite word, but I thought he was dropping f-bombs at snack time or something. “Butt” is an enormous relief.

The irony of me encouraging him to say “button” before knowing his naughty word of choice was “butt” wasn’t lost on me either. I might be confusing him and making the situation worse. Butt, button…2 letters and a world of difference.

Butt. I remember when I was just a year or so older than Killer, I would sit on the playground with my friends and we would shout, “Damn! Damn! Damn!” When the monitor would come over to yell at us, we would clarify that we were actually talking enthusiastically about “beaver dams”. Worked every time.

Maybe I just have to teach him the art of saying “BUTT-on”.


2 thoughts on “Potty Mouth

  1. ha! Poor kid, he must be so confused with all these adults and minor changes that make words OK! Really the teacher should have clarified, Butt is not the end of the world, she needs to have something to really worry about!

  2. I was grateful that The Caboose’s preschool teacher was a high-school friend of mine, and handled our little language problem on the side. 🙂 And his word was not as clean as “butt.”

Leave a Reply

Please log in using one of these methods to post your comment:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )


Connecting to %s