I have reached an age where I have to realize certain truths about myself and about the careers I dream of that I will never have.
For example, I am giving up my dream of being a cast member of Saturday Night Live. I still think I am hilarious, but I am just no longer cut out for physical comedy.
Last night I did a hilarious rendition of this:
…And I pinched a nerve or something in my back and neck. I have been in pain ever since.
Don’t get me wrong, it was really funny. But, I am not sure it was worth the laugh…