Since it is apparently mandatory for all children under the age of 10 to watch Frozen at least once a week, I figured us parents should be able to find a way to use that to our advantage. And, no, I am not talking about having mini spa parties during the 108 minutes the kids are glued to the television like little Disney zombies. (Though, that is an excellent plan B…)
I figure we should be able to use the disgustingly popular music from the movie to promote our agenda. Today the agenda is “leave the dang house on time” so, I present to you:
“Let Us Go” in the style of “Let it Go” from Frozen
The kids are stalling in the bedrooms again
Not a backpack to be seen
A kingdom of mess and whining
And mom’s looking to get mean
The kids are howling now, “GET MOVING!” I have cried
Couldn’t make it work, heaven knows I tried.
Don’t let them win, don’t let them free
Be the punctual mom you have to be
Appeal and feel, let them know
It’s time to goooo…
“Let us go! Let us go!
Don’t hold us back anymore!
Let us go! Let us go!
Go outside, I’ll lock the door!
I don’t care
That you want to stay.
You are late for school!
Your whining doesn’t bother me anyway.”